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[kyonko_narrates]

My thoughts exactly.

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[has_a_blog]

John can never hear about this. He will compare it to some shitty movie starring Matthew McConaughey, and I just can't deal with that right now.

[kyonko_narrates]

'Boy, did he pick the wrong person to get stuck to. Luckily, due to the magic of RP shenanigans we're pretty much going to work with the idea we know the other's 'canon' by this point.'

I just really hope this isn't a result of leaving him alone with Haruki for a few hours. I do not want to know what it'll take to make this stop.

[has_a_blog]

Yeah if John accidentally reveals that god was drawn by someone with a schoolgirl fetish and ends the universe, that would be kinda sorta a problem too.

[kyonko_narrates]

Knowing Haruki by this point, he'll wind up launching his idea of Sburb, much as I hate to say it. No, I'm talking about him watching John's movies with him and getting ideas that lead to things like this.

....there isn't a convict transport plane flying overhead, is there?

'I would not say that if, given how enthusiastic John can get about his movies, it was not a possibility within the realm of probability. Given how much Dave and mine's lives mutual suck right about now? It's more of a definite than a probable.'

[has_a_blog]

No, so we probably still have some time before John shatters the fabric of space and time. Or even before he makes it stupider.

[kyonko_narrates]

This isn't going to involve a half dozen timeloops, the fate of the known multiverse, and other shenanigans and hijinx, is it? Because we could seriously just work on getting ourselves unstuck and distract them both with something weird and save ourselves the headache.

[has_a_blog]

Time travel really isn't that confusing. I can't see this taking more than two or three time loops. We'll be done before we even started.

[kyonko_narrates]

'Well at least he's more straightforward than some adorably confused people I know.'

How long will this take from our perspective?

[has_a_blog]

I dunno yet. We'll find out when we're done.

First priority is getting unstuck before one of us has to take a piss, though.