I'm usually one of those "avoids seeing the doctor" people because ( Read more... )

It's APRIL 05.

Maybe you missed the memo that it's Spring? No, honest, it's Spring now.  Birds singing, trees budding, wind's not freezing cold, etc.  So now that we're both up to speed, do you think you could CUT IT THE FUCK OUT WITH THE SNOW?

No Love,

The guy who has to scrape snow off his car April 6th before he heads into work early on

Really, the following is why I just think anything of any kind of permanence is stupid, be it a bumper sticker, or a tattoo, or whatnot.

I saw this on the way into work this morning, and didn't get my phone out in time to get the picture.  It was on the wheel cover of a Jeep (Hi Rick!) in front of me.  The woman obviously was stacking bumper ( Read more... )

So far, this has been at least a 5 gallon winter, and there's no signs of it stopping.  What kind of gallons?  Windshield wiper fluid ( Read more... )

In just ten minutes it'll all be over, and I won't have to hear any more about "historic firsts" again.  HA HA HA OH GOD WHO AM I KIDDING?

Since all I have to cope is comedy, I give you this:


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Reading your old blog posts and realizing you used to be funnier than you are now.

But really:  learning your Dad doesn't have cancer.

It's been a pretty decent day.

Okay, I come upstairs due to el_bow  's insistance that she's smelling skunk (through a sealed up winterized house, but hey, I smell it, too), turn on the porch light, part the blinds, and there's a 20 lb possum eating the Japanese cran-apples on the deck.

WTF YO.

This is the world's greatest Dad.

Today I'm happy that when the fucking tree fell over, that the super ancient glass acorn ornaments that belonged to Liz's Grandmother didn't break.

Although I'm not thrilled that the 60 year old spun glass angel got a little bit damaged and two of Liz's old ornaments broke.

I'm sorry if I'm not really good at this happy thing lately.

Today's happy thing:  Having  a little bit of time to keep the family tradition alive of going and getting a Christmas tree together ( Read more... )