Review: "The Happening"

Jun 15, 2008 00:34

Dear M. Night Shyamalan,

I want my $10 back.

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Re: spoiler alert bourbonblues June 17 2008, 07:48:08 UTC
Oh gawd did you really like it? Haha I saw it with my brother and we argued about it for about an hour after. I hated it mostly because I thought it was incredibly lazy. This is my theory on how the movie was made:

Shyamalan and his cinematographer dropped acid on a camping trip and then spent the next six or seven days shooting trees and bushes and blades of grass blowing in the wind- all the while thinking they were making a brilliant fucking movie. A few days later Shyamalan sobered up, watched the footage, panicked, and was like "Holy fucking shit! How the fuck am I going to make this shit into a movie?"

He then got stoned again, watched a few bad Twilight Zone reruns and was like "Fuck it! I'll try to make people think the trees are fucking scary! I'm M. Night MuthafuckinShyamalan!"

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