Comments | bourbon: $8000 worth of shoes

bourbon

$8000 worth of shoes

Dec 01, 2004 17:25

DECEMBER! My favorite month of the year.
Right now, at least.

Just so everyone knows, I am really fucked for Christmas presents this year. I have zero income, not to mention no car!! So... don't be expecting extravagance. I wish it were different. This is why I have developed a new life plan:- Don't go to college (HELLO saving money ( Read more... )

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ktnxky December 1 2004, 18:33:45 UTC

LOL at #2/3 on your life plan. i want to do that too!
<3

laundry_line December 1 2004, 20:30:17 UTC

that is the best life plan ever! before the c-list jobs though, you could party it up with paris, tara, lindsay, and the rest of the crew before "settling down as a serious actress" and becoming a c-list mtv/vh1 celebrity.

bourbon December 2 2004, 21:23:09 UTC

well that was IMPLIED!! they're my GIRLS!!!

_fastasyoucan December 1 2004, 20:31:17 UTC

I fully approve of your new life plan. Well done.

elzplz December 2 2004, 04:09:50 UTC

hahaha i laughed so hard at that list :D

'fuck, i don't have enough money for xmas presents. i don't know what the fuck to dooo.'
'easy, don't go to college!'

you're so funny<3

bourbon December 2 2004, 21:23:59 UTC

well it only makes sense!!
glad you approve, you will be receiving some of the fruits of my labors!
(labors = causing drama on tv and marrying for money)

kawaii December 2 2004, 10:15:00 UTC

your life plan is my life plan. YAY WE FUCKIN ROCK CAN WE DO IT TOGETHER PLZ?? and then i will marry adam levine and send an email to peter saying
SORRY, BUT BYE NOW.
LARA X

bourbon December 2 2004, 21:25:48 UTC

K LETS DO IT!
we can start a show called like.. "DRAMA ACROSS THE NATIONS" where basically it shows us just yelling at eachother about how we are bitches? and sleeping with random people then crying about it? because that's what gets ratings, you know.

THEN WE CAN DO A POST-INTERVIEW ON DR. PHIL!!! OR OPRAH!!!!!!

i'm sure peter will understand! especially with such a caring farewell!

kawaii December 3 2004, 12:14:15 UTC

i vote for dr phil.
ACTUALLY that can be one of our diva fights! over who's show we go on. hahahaha yeah, and i can sleep with adam and you can be like OMFGGG NBITCHCHHCHC and then you fuck everyone else in maroon5 to piss me off and i'll be like OMFGG BITCCCHHHHh!!!!11 and then we will tug each other's hair out.
fun!