Dec 01, 2004 17:25
DECEMBER! My favorite month of the year.
Right now, at least.
Just so everyone knows, I am really fucked for Christmas presents this year. I have zero income, not to mention no car!! So... don't be expecting extravagance. I wish it were different. This is why I have developed a new life plan:
- Don't go to college (HELLO saving money)
- Get on a reality tv show and cause a lot of drama so I'm featured in trashy gossip magazines
- After getting kicked off, get some lame C-list jobs like "assistant VJ" on mtv and Best Week Ever analyst on vh1
- Marry rich (someone not too ugly or too old)
- Buy all my friends (and myself) presents
Also, I want to get various shades of blonde & brown high/lowlights, then perm my hair...
Thank you, four hours of Sex and the City!