[cell phone]

[bossisawitch]

Comments

txt;

[skrullactually]

the hotel is so boring nico save me

txt;

[bossisawitch]

how am i supposed to save you?

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[skrullactually]

hang out with me
entertain me
use the police computers to email me lolcat pics idk

txt;

[bossisawitch]

i work for robots (in disguise)
what if they find out about the lolcats??
i'm off in an hour. want company?

txt;

[skrullactually]

MY MOM WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SEX

txt;

[bossisawitch]

do you need me to magic you away

because i will

txt;

[skrullactually]

no but she says i have to either suck it up and be an adult about it
or else i get to be treated like im ten
and billy get the boot or us leave or something

FML

txt;

[bossisawitch]

is she saying you can't have sex?
or just to use protection?
because i dont think you can get billy pregnant
so this shouldnt be an issue

txt;

[skrullactually]

you in one piece magic girl

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[bossisawitch]

brb orgying

txt;

[skrullactually]

remind me why we are friends again

txt;

[bossisawitch]

im watching johnny depp movies with gert
are you and bill okay?

voicemail;

[skrullactually]

[ Teddy sounds sort of crappy. Not full-blown upset, but not himself. He tries to make his voice upbeat to cover it up, though. ]

Hey. It's me. I was hoping maybe you were around. I--

I could really use someone to talk to. So! Uh, call me back or something.

call;

[bossisawitch]

[ ringringring~ ]

call;

[skrullactually]

[ After taking the time to see who it is, and try to decide whether or not he wants to answer-- click. ]

Hey.

call;

[bossisawitch]

Hey. Talk at me.

text;

[skrullactually]

yo

text;

[bossisawitch]

who actually says that
yo

text;

[skrullactually]

flava flav?

listen it was better than just being like
nico ive got a favor i need to ask

text;

[bossisawitch]

okay that is more acceptable than yoing me