[cell phone]

[bossisawitch]

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[skrullactually]

MY MOM WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT SEX

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[bossisawitch]

do you need me to magic you away

because i will

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[skrullactually]

no but she says i have to either suck it up and be an adult about it
or else i get to be treated like im ten
and billy get the boot or us leave or something

FML

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[bossisawitch]

is she saying you can't have sex?
or just to use protection?
because i dont think you can get billy pregnant
so this shouldnt be an issue

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[skrullactually]

what do you MEAN you dont think i can get billy pregnant
why is there a THINK included in that sentence

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[bossisawitch]

hello hes like mr improbability magic
youd better be using protection

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[skrullactually]

we DO i mean
DO YOU SRSLY THINK THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY THAT BILL WILL I WANT HIMSELF INTO
asfalbz.

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[bossisawitch]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
I'M JUST SAYING
can we not talk about this ever again
id like that

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[skrullactually]

SHE WANTS TO TALK TO BILLY TOO
POSSIBLY AT THE SAME TIME

is this normal
or am i being punished

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[bossisawitch]

i hate to say it but it's really normal
i think
my parents never gave me the talk

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[skrullactually]

but shouldnt talks be for when stuff like this is still abstract and hypothetical and therefore mortifying in a different way as opposed when theyre ACTUALLY RELEVANT therefore evoking uncontrollable guiltfaces the entire time

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[bossisawitch]

i dont see why youre so guiltfacey about it
you and billy are like the super couple
its not like youre having random hookups