tjue - accidental

[bornwithskison]

Oh, honey! You lost my favorite hairclip that I was letting you use to keep your hair out of your eyes!

It's not yours. I've had it since the ninth century.

Don't be silly! Nobody was alive except for barbarians!

...That's not tr--Get. Away from me. I don't want my hair cut.

But your hair is getting in your eyes! I have to!

No.

But--

I said

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[lasersallover]

That's it! It's the hair clip!

[bornwithskison]

I-It's completely natural for men to wear hair clips--!

[lasersallover]

That's what makes you look like a girl! You should let me style your hair!

[bornwithskison]

But I've had the same style for centuries. I like it like this.

[bornwithskison]

[Don't hurt yourself, Denmark. Luckily, he hasn't noticed that someone's on the other line yet.]

Please, Vetle~? For me?

I said no.

...We should get rid of that stray hair, too. It looks troublesome!

Touch that and you'll regret it.

[bornwithskison]

Don't threaten me!

It's not your hair!

[puffinparadise]

[He's just listening for now.

Seriously, if that drone does anything to your hair, he's going to march over there and bust the door open to rescue you.

No no the roles haven't changed again and he's being slightly overprotective...he just doesn't want your hair to be some ugly 1950's thing.]

[bornwithskison]

Vetle, it needs to be cut! Look at this! It's going to keep getting in your eyes like it is!

I don't need it cut! It--Let go of me!

[puffinparadise]

[Okay that's it, he's not marching, he's taking the frickin' Pony Express horse.

Though your messed up door completely distracts him from kicking it in.]

[bornwithskison]

[CURRENTLY.

KIND OF TRYING TO WRESTLE THE SCISSORS AWAY FROM THE DRONE IN HIS BEDROOM

BUT IT LOOKS KIND OF SUGGESTIVE.]

[windmill]

Why'd you let her out of the bathtub?

[bornwithskison]

I had to shower.

[windmill]

So sit on her and shower.

[bornwithskison]

And let her see the marks?

[k1_sauce]

It's kind of bad to say, but I sort of wish she'd get replaced by a real person.

[bornwithskison]

She... Cut Svalbard.