tjue - accidental

[bornwithskison]

Oh, honey! You lost my favorite hairclip that I was letting you use to keep your hair out of your eyes!

It's not yours. I've had it since the ninth century.

Don't be silly! Nobody was alive except for barbarians!

...That's not tr--Get. Away from me. I don't want my hair cut.

But your hair is getting in your eyes! I have to!

No.

But--

I said

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[puffinparadise]

[He's just listening for now.

Seriously, if that drone does anything to your hair, he's going to march over there and bust the door open to rescue you.

No no the roles haven't changed again and he's being slightly overprotective...he just doesn't want your hair to be some ugly 1950's thing.]

[bornwithskison]

Vetle, it needs to be cut! Look at this! It's going to keep getting in your eyes like it is!

I don't need it cut! It--Let go of me!

[puffinparadise]

[Okay that's it, he's not marching, he's taking the frickin' Pony Express horse.

Though your messed up door completely distracts him from kicking it in.]

[bornwithskison]

[CURRENTLY.

KIND OF TRYING TO WRESTLE THE SCISSORS AWAY FROM THE DRONE IN HIS BEDROOM

BUT IT LOOKS KIND OF SUGGESTIVE.]

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[puffinparadise]

[OKAY HE GOT OVER THE STUPID DOOR.

AND HE RUNS UP TO THE BEDROOM WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

...AND KIND OF BREAKS YOUR BEDROOM DOOR.]

Get away from him!!--

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[puffinparadise]

Norge? What are you doing?

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[bornwithskison]

Give me the f--

[bornwithskison]

[stops like a deer in headlights]

[bornwithskison]

[Oh.

Oh wow.

This... Must look really awkward from the other side.]

...Scisscors. Drone. ...Svalbard...

[puffinparadise]

...Oh.

[Trying to help you in getting those scissors now.]

[bornwithskison]

That hair needs to go! It's just sticking o--Hey! Don't grab, young man!

[It takes every ounce of his willpower to not you know.

punch this drone. This isn't Denmark, and this isn't a man, either.

also Svalbard's missing about an inch off the end.]

[puffinparadise]

[You know that baseball bat he has?

You know, the one he brought with him to break down doors?

Yeah, he's currently trying to distract her by poking her forehead with it.

It's not hitting, it's just a forceful poke.]

[bornwithskison]

[Norway has obtained SCISSCORS

Norway has grabbed ICELAND

Norway FLED]

[puffinparadise]

[Iceland does not like being treated like pokemon FOOD.

Iceland FLEES with Norway.]

These drones keep getting crazier and crazier.

[bornwithskison]

She cut Svalbard.

Svalbard.

[puffinparadise]

S-svalbard will grow back, right?