in conclusion: Luke is actually Encyclopedia Brown.

[born_running]

Across the whole of the galaxy people wondered: “What is Earth’s secret?” For more than a year now, no one had gotten away with a world domination plot, a con job, or even an accidental crash-landing on Earth

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[custardpringle]

This made me squeal and clap my hands. Like, in real life. :DDDDDDDDD

[born_running]

Glee! Luke-as-boy-genius makes me so happy, too. HE CLEARLY SOLVES EVERYBODY'S PROBLEMS EVER.

[custardpringle]

I especially love how pretty much everyone connected to the Doctor ever is Luke's surrogate parent. He just wants advice on talking to boys you guys :(

[born_running]

PRETTY MUCH. And he can't ask Clyde because he's who he needs advice talking to! Asking Rani would be just awkward.

[the_afterlight]

I pretty much squealed like the thirteen-year-old-teenybopper-girl that I am on the inside. (... Which, really. Doesn't every gay man have an inner thirteen-year-old-teenybopper-girl?)

Seriously, though: Luke Smith, Encyclopedia Brown... It makes so much sense! Also this is Luke/Clyde, which fills me with the utmost glee.

[born_running]

(Yes. Yes, I think they do.)

In my head, Luke/Clyde is canon! Because they are adorable, and it just works.

[the_afterlight]

... You mean Luke/Clyde isn't canon? You speak LIES, woman! (... Or man. I should know better than to assume these things online, it happens enough to me. ;) )

[born_running]

WELL YES, obviously, but occasionally people disagree, so I have learned to say 'in my head', (Yes, woman. Don't worry about it, though, I wouldn't be offended to be called the wrong gender.)

[ceitfianna]

This is adorable and wonderful.

[born_running]

<333333

[hofficoffi]

This is perfect! :D I love it. And Ross. Also, I bet Luke and Malcolm would get along.

(Also, Ianto would tease Jack forever about the relationship advice thing, and Jack would pout. And this would eventually end in non-SJA-rated ways, of course.)

[born_running]

I BET THEY WOULD SERIOUSLY. I bet he helps Malcolm out when the Doctor's not around to be his biffle.

(Luke doesn't know anything about this. :|)

[hofficoffi]

MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.

(No, I don't suppose he would...)

ALSO. What happens when UNIT and Torchwood both want to take Luke out for ice cream at the same time? DRAMA.

[born_running]

I KNOWWWWWWW.

(Luke is not allowed to know anything about this.)

If they can't solve their differences and share him, then SJ gets the banhammer out.

[kattahj]

I'm loving this SO MUCH. I could just see it happen, too! The Doctor's reaction to the kissing question made me LOL.

[born_running]

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SJ would kill him if he gave Luke relationship advice.