in conclusion: Luke is actually Encyclopedia Brown.

[born_running]

Across the whole of the galaxy people wondered: “What is Earth’s secret?” For more than a year now, no one had gotten away with a world domination plot, a con job, or even an accidental crash-landing on Earth

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[hofficoffi]

This is perfect! :D I love it. And Ross. Also, I bet Luke and Malcolm would get along.

(Also, Ianto would tease Jack forever about the relationship advice thing, and Jack would pout. And this would eventually end in non-SJA-rated ways, of course.)

[born_running]

I BET THEY WOULD SERIOUSLY. I bet he helps Malcolm out when the Doctor's not around to be his biffle.

(Luke doesn't know anything about this. :|)

[hofficoffi]

MOST ADORABLE THING EVER.

(No, I don't suppose he would...)

ALSO. What happens when UNIT and Torchwood both want to take Luke out for ice cream at the same time? DRAMA.

[born_running]

I KNOWWWWWWW.

(Luke is not allowed to know anything about this.)

If they can't solve their differences and share him, then SJ gets the banhammer out.

[hofficoffi]

Write it!

(Then he might start asking Ianto for advice on kissing boys!)

I approve. I also approve of Torchwood and UNIT having what is essentially an ice cream social because they just want all their problems solved.

[born_running]

MAYBE.

(...True.)

As long as they invite UNIT!kids around the same age so that Rani can find herself some friend to hang out with while Luke and Clyde are on dates.

[hofficoffi]

Awww. Maybe not-dead-Ross has a younger sister, and she and Rani can complain loudly about boys. And watch movies and hang out with Sarah Jane, because she's the cool mom.