So I was at Starbucks around 2/3 in the morning with some friends and in walks Pauly Shore with a few other people. Apparently he had done a stand up gig down on Broad Ripple or something and wanted some coffee after the show. I wanted to say hi but I really didn't feel like bothering him so I just waved and stared like a freak. PAULY SHORE..man

Sometimes you'll catch a whiff of something and it brings back a memory right? With different colognes or perfumes I've been encountering lately I've been getting a flood of memories. Some good, some bad, but they're all things I've forgotten ( Read more... )

This is what its like.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "If you keep buying foreign cars where will our children work?"

I thought about that for all of two seconds. If all they want for their kids is to work at a factory then thats fucking sad and pathetic.

BTW if you haven't been to a Steak N Shake you're missing out.

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Left Jacksonville earlier and I'm in Tampa for a few hours until I get to Indianapolis..

Note to self: Pay speeding ticket over phone when you get back

Note to everyone else: I'm taking donations for the "Fred Speeds Sometimes and Gets Tickets" fund

Both of us had the best of intentions and yet we're both fucked on this deal ( Read more... )

 Fools, cmon.. I posted it on the 1st.. No cancer that I'm aware of. I used the white mass in my lungs because I did actually have liquid in my lungs a while back. I dunno what it was and I've talked to a few of you about my shortness of breath before so I think this went over as a pretty damn good April Fools ( Read more... )

A few years ago while I was still in the Army I was having issues with some cold. I went to the doc and got some chest xrays and he said something about extra liquid in there but was more focused on my heart at the time. Well last week I was having shortness of breath during a run that I should have easily sprinted through and it not even have been ( Read more... )

Ok so I went to the beach this weekend and my phone isn't working now. I need everyones phone numbers again so leave one. I'll stick this on screened or whatever..