i moved to a different country and city which shall remain nameless (THANK YOU VERY MUCH GOV'T) and i feel better. Baltimore is fun but it sucks. I guess if you combined the two words that describe it, its fucks. har har? yea this is as lame as possible. im gonna quit while im ahead. meaning while this is super lame / more to follow / prollynot

George W. Bush
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ever need to slap the shit out of yourself ? . i do ! im taking pre-algebra. i think its fucking past due.

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sweet flyin fuck i didnt know there was a trailerpark boys season six gettin made ///

anyone know anything else about this blessing.. talk.

i think im moving back to miami

some kids stuck themselvs with lead pencils . some ate glue. some smelled like pee. one girl rubbed her hand down the door of every public restroom she went into . she didnt know why she did it. she just did it. oh yea some ate boogies.

i just got cute diesel jeans at salvation army for 2 dollars.. and they still smell like the mall! im having an arousing time smellin these things and i got shafted on some yay god damnit i need to move to money makin manhattan : (

i saw a lady fall with her baby in hand on the street today and i saw a midget driving a brand new BMW coupe with 30 FPS on the license plate. i will be assainated by monkeys. baltimore was better today, than the past few days (except yesterday) im gonna go fuck up someones computer whos being an asshole to me now.. first im getting half bottle of ( Read more... )

Gangsta #1: Tyrone -- he all smart and shit now that he got himself an education!
Gansta #2: How he did that? He go to college?
Gansta #1: Nah, he's too poor to go to college! Nigga went and got himself locked up so he could get his GED!

--Queens-bound N train

Overheard by: chingbaby

i bought psycho beach party for 3 dollars and i cant effin wait.. i need white zin

nite nite my back hurts . im old as fuck. im 26. i hope i die soon so everyone will be like ohh how tragic, he was going to do so many productive things