SEVEN: I HAVE A BIG BOAT.

[boredly]

Comments

[createdsushi]

Why are you wearing a strange pare of boxers, sweetness?

[boredly]

I'm not wearing them. I just have them.

[maleficentia]

Ponce.

[boredly]

Are you sure?

[maleficentia]

After your statement of boxer specificity? Absolutely.

Poof, nancy, whatever you prefer. I'm a fan of 'tool,' frankly, as it's effective and evocative without being completely gender-specific.

[boredly]

Wow. This is a revelation. I'm trying really hard not to be a tool, you know? And now I've come to realize that I really, really, really am a huge tool.

Okay, but I don't think I can agree with you on the 'poof' count. This is because I know plenty of heterosexual men who like the feel of silk around their privates.

[wearingshirts]

YOUR YACHT IS SO GREAT.

[boredly]

Mine? Did I say it was mine?

[wearingshirts]

I GUESSED?

[strucktwelve]

Not even navy?

[boredly]

Navy doesn't go well with my skin tone.

[bbgoat]

Thooooose would be Nate's.

[boredly]

REALLY?

[bbgoat]

Ummmmmm-------N.L. Katz c/o Columbia University Residences. I mean, you have to be used to THE LADIES sending you underwear, now it's time to send the dudes their own underwear.

[boredly]

Then I'll send them his way. Should I spray the package with perfume, sprinkle a little glitter on it? You know, make him feel like it's coming from a die-hard Nate fan and/or creepy stalker?