Comments | boostedfailure: Issue #0

boostedfailure

Issue #0

Apr 08, 2011 14:59

[Rolling over Michael comes face to face with some odd woman, not unattractive, but kind of not what he was expecting, pondering he hops up and looks around, then panics and runs out of the room]

Action 1 1489 Kramden Road

"SKEETS? WHERE ARE YOU? WHERE ARE MY PANTS? DAMN IT! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME DRINK THAT MUCH?"

[Michael stomps about the ( Read more... )

where are my pants?, skeets, action, never going to vegas again, phone, 1489 kramden road

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lunawolves10th April 8 2011, 21:12:39 UTC

Super hero?

boostedfailure April 8 2011, 21:13:51 UTC

"You know, fighting for truth, justice, the American way and good marketing? I've been in there with the big leagues! I was on the Justice League, and fought with Blue Beetle... Don't worry, as long as I'm here nobody has to worry!"

lunawolves10th April 8 2011, 21:14:41 UTC

I fear that while you are expressing noble ideals, the reality of this place is rather grim and dark, despite the initial appearance of things.

boostedfailure April 8 2011, 21:16:44 UTC

"My friend... Its only when things are their darkest that we are the closest to beating evil down and getting the awesome end! You know! The one with the Journey music, the drinks and the girls in bikinis!"

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Phone biophases April 8 2011, 22:20:22 UTC

Oh, I'm sorry! But I don't think that will work. There's really no way to contact them here, unfortunately.

boostedfailure April 9 2011, 10:10:26 UTC

"Yeah... That's what I keep hearing... But I mean this place seems kinda sleepy for a super hero and... There's some weird lady that says I'm married to her, and I haven't been drinking lately."

biophases April 9 2011, 16:35:33 UTC

Unfortunately that doesn't stop quite a few of us from being here.

Don't worry, I'm sure she means well. Apparently they're all programed to think that way.

boostedfailure April 9 2011, 16:36:28 UTC

"Programmed?"

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Action 2 greatestmanll40 April 9 2011, 14:20:22 UTC

[Lex spots Booster and approaches.]

Booster?

So it seems Mayfield is willing to grab just about any cape these days.

boostedfailure April 9 2011, 14:21:51 UTC

[That voice... Ohcrapohcrapohcrap! He slowly turns and scratches the back of his head]

"Er... Hey Mr. Luthor. You know I haven't worn a cape since like the 80's. There was that incident."

greatestmanll40 April 9 2011, 15:27:18 UTC

Of course.

Either way, welcome to this forsaken rock called Mayfield.

boostedfailure April 9 2011, 15:28:29 UTC

"So yeah, a lot of people have said that but haven't really told me what Mayfield is. Some sort of alternate dimension prison thing or something. Who all else is here?"

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