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[boostedfailure]

[Rolling over Michael comes face to face with some odd woman, not unattractive, but kind of not what he was expecting, pondering he hops up and looks around, then panics and runs out of the room]

Action 1 1489 Kramden Road

"SKEETS?  WHERE ARE YOU?  WHERE ARE MY PANTS?  DAMN IT!  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME DRINK THAT MUCH?"

[Michael stomps about the

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[greatestmanll40]

[Lex spots Booster and approaches.]

Booster?

So it seems Mayfield is willing to grab just about any cape these days.

[boostedfailure]

[That voice... Ohcrapohcrapohcrap! He slowly turns and scratches the back of his head]

"Er... Hey Mr. Luthor. You know I haven't worn a cape since like the 80's. There was that incident."

[greatestmanll40]

Of course.

Either way, welcome to this forsaken rock called Mayfield.

[boostedfailure]

"So yeah, a lot of people have said that but haven't really told me what Mayfield is. Some sort of alternate dimension prison thing or something. Who all else is here?"

[greatestmanll40]

From what I've been able to gather, it's some sort of dimension or plane completely controlled by our captors... of whom we believe are led by a being called Lucy.

From our ow world I've noted Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Bruce Wayne, Miss Martian... among a few others...

I don't suppose you have that time/space device still?

[boostedfailure]

"All my stuff is missing. And I gave up that suit after that last incident. It chafed in all the wrong spots and people kept thinking I was Kryptonian for some reason."

[greatestmanll40]

I was joking of course.

They could potentially allow you to regain that item, but, doubtful. Though it is surprising the things they'll let you take back.

[boostedfailure]

"Really... I'd just be happy with my usual suit and Skeets. Besides! Most of the escape planning is usually done by the brains and stuff."

[greatestmanll40]

Trust me, I've tried and this place simply does not adhere to conventional logic.

[boostedfailure]

"Is this done by that Myxlpluh.. something.. Guy?"

[greatestmanll40]

Believe me, I suspected those damned 5th Dimensional Imps had a hand in this as well.

Unfortunately, nothing so far is conclusive.

[boostedfailure]

"Well... I mean you're Earth's biggest brain, so you've got a plan. Right? Totally got a plan!"

[Stupid grin and point]

[greatestmanll40]

I'm working on it.

[boostedfailure]

"And here I was worried! Well, its not like you have all the cool stuff you had at LexCorp I guess, but still. Still... A lot of the Gotham weirdos here."

[greatestmanll40]

Tell me about it.

But in due time I will escape, rest assured.

[boostedfailure]

"Oh, trust me, I believe you. I mean, history backs you up and all."