Issue #0

[boostedfailure]

[Rolling over Michael comes face to face with some odd woman, not unattractive, but kind of not what he was expecting, pondering he hops up and looks around, then panics and runs out of the room]

Action 1 1489 Kramden Road

"SKEETS?  WHERE ARE YOU?  WHERE ARE MY PANTS?  DAMN IT!  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME DRINK THAT MUCH?"

[Michael stomps about the

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Action #2

[puzzlerprince]

[Edward couldn't help but overhear Michael mentioning the name of his archrival, so of course, you've got his attention. He turns away from whatever he's focusing on and calls out after him.]

Hang on a second, friend. You---[Hold on, Eddie. Better not mention the Bat yet.]

You appear to be lost.

[boostedfailure]

[Michael blinks then looks at the new comer and grins]

"Yeah... I was in Metropolis the other night... And... I don't remember drinking, but... Wow.. Talk about awkward mornings, I really gotta get that lady's name and uh.. Something. But, I'm sure you've heard of me, the hero Booster Gold and all. But, I'm just a little lost, and my um, sidekick seems to have wandered off with my costume."

[puzzlerprince]

[Metropolis? So there really is someone else from his world here? But when he hears the name...]

I'm afraid I've never heard of you, "Booster Gold."

[boostedfailure]

"Er, remember that Doomsday guy that killed Superman? I was in that fight and uh... Well, its not important! Just..... Where the heck am I?"

[Phone]

[seriousbigtime]

You're in a place called Mayfield. It's really---wait, hang on. Time out.

You're a superhero? Like, a real superhero?

[boostedfailure]

"You are talking to the guy who fought Doomsday with Superman! I'm just uh... My sidekick kinda seems to be missing along with my suit."

[seriousbigtime]

Superman?!

[Well. He'd better not mention that where he comes from, Superman's just a comic-book character. Getting a 4th-Wall Lecture from Scott Pilgrim is not something he wants to go through again, even on the other side of the fence.]

You've got a sidekick, too?

[boostedfailure]

"Yeah, Skeets, my little robot buddy. Who... Er, has to have my uniform. I hope."

[animalhusbandry]

I'm afraid I've never heard of you. Or Batman or Superman, for that matter. But tell me - are you acquainted at all with Arachna-Dude or the Sulk?

[boostedfailure]

"Er... No? Maybe they're from some place.. Wait! Are you telling me you've never heard of Metropolis' greatest hero? I mean... Booster Gold?!"

[animalhusbandry]

Regrettably, I have not.

[boostedfailure]

"Lets just say... When you mention Booster Gold where I'm from... People take notice."

[He nods sagely]

Phone

[poisonivyforyou]

[...She instantly dislikes the voice]

There's no way to contact them in here. Luckily.

[boostedfailure]

"That's not good. What about uh... Where is in here anyways lady? Actually... May I get your name too?"

[poisonivyforyou]

Mayfield, America. And the name is... uh, Pamela. I'm new in this city myself.

[boostedfailure]

"Pamela.. Nice to meet you! So are you the operator?"

Phone 1

[notsaul]

Never heard of you! [But trolling superheroes/villains has become her favorite thing ever lately. So. Enjoy that.]

Re: Phone 1

[boostedfailure]

"Yeah... Seems to be a common theme... So where the heck am I?"

[notsaul]

Mayfield.

It's like Leave it to Beaver but with more giant robots and fistfights.

[boostedfailure]

"So its some messed up other universe or something? Well... At least its not the WEIRDEST thing I've ever put up with."