Moar Slag!Noel from The NME...

[gloryiscalling]

Santa Claus edited the 'letters' page in this weeks NME...

THE MIGHTY BOFF

Dear Santa, can you give me some more penises? I was thinking one at the base of my spine, and one on each shin? It's just that, at the moment, I can only satisfy five women at once and I think I'm letting the side down.
Noel Fielding, London

SC - Sorry Noel, I am just a

Comments

[wannabemod]

I just choked on LOL!

[trickseybird]

lol Noel would be as chuffed with multiple penises as hooking up with Mr. Tumnus and his ram's legs.

[gracefulstalker]

do'd ftw.