beastie boys are playing in boston on august 6th... anyone want to go?

YOU'RE MY WIFE, JANINE!

i wrote this essay on tess of the d'urbervilles kind of as a joke ( Read more... )

i wanna fuck you and keep on fuckin you for 9 months until i can get some milk out of yo' titties

-kumar felipe vasudevan


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i am 18 now


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of montreal was amaaazing - the best concert i've ever been to ( Read more... )

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I was in a car accident!


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"However, if taken as a more sexual suggestion, the milk “oozing forth” could be the gathering of moisture as a woman anticipates her own satisfaction. Also, the oozing milk could be construed as a man’s semen, as milk and semen share a few basic physical similarities ( Read more... )