The Karate Kid

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Comments

[_jeuxjaloux]

that was actually a book? haha.

[crazed_apple]

The movie came first, but yes. Whether that's a good thing or not, well...

[cesaretech]

I approve of this review, and offer you kudos.

Seriously, I thought the "curves in all the right places" phrase was just a myth.

[crazed_apple]

Thank you! I humbly accept kudos!

I'm trying to picture someone with a lot of curves in all the wrong places, and all I'm coming up with is Quasimodo.

[daystarsearcher]

Golf 'n' Stuff was hardly descriptive of the range of activities.

Were there...batting cages? Oh, be still, my heart!

[crazed_apple]

You've only scratched the surface! Why, there were probably even public restrooms--a drinking fountain, even!

I think what I like about that sentence is trying to imagine a teenage girl getting back from an exciting date: her friends are all waiting for her, squealing, begging her for details; and all she says, in a smug monotone, is, "Golf 'n' Stuff was hardly descriptive of the range of activities."

[daystarsearcher]

I think that's how I'll describe all my dates from now on: "Grandview Theater was hardly descriptive of the range of activities." "The World Cafe was hardly descriptive of the range of activities." "Miller Park was hardly descriptive of the range of activities."

Also, the more I say this in my head, the dirtier it sounds.

[crazed_apple]

Yeah, I guess it almost qualifies for a "that's what she said," now that I think about it.

[natureboy87]

Oh man, that was a lot of lols man, thank you. It was an awesome review.

[crazed_apple]

Thanks! A book this amazing had to be shared with this community!

[sisterhavana]

I actually had this book back in the day.

[crazed_apple]

Then you had a discerning taste for great literature!