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helmet_arc in bookfails

Um... Hi.

Dec 01, 2009 17:58

I'm new to this community, so bear with me here...

The Reason Why I Could Not Finish The Last Book Of Twilight, 'Breaking Dawn'.

Okay, so we're past the part where Sparkly McDouche and Mary-Sue-Who Is Basically The Author Edward and Bella get married and have a half-breed baby (whom I suspect is actually the load of shit that is Twilight, but ( Read more... )

twilight deserves its own tag

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jedisakora December 2 2009, 02:05:29 UTC

Yeh, well i believe my icon says it all. The series has so many problems it's not funny. Yet you try telling that to a twitard.

8utterfly December 2 2009, 02:06:50 UTC

i hated the last book. it dragged on too long.

moonpearl December 2 2009, 02:14:09 UTC

I couldn't even ge through the first book; I just couldn't get past the poor character development, and downright bad writing.

Gah!

8butterfly, do you have a larger version of your icon? If you do, can you send me a link to it, or the pic itself? I am looking for a wedding dress -- and that dress looks fantastic.

8utterfly December 2 2009, 02:15:46 UTC

sorry no i'd find it if i knew what it was.

lacelocket December 2 2009, 02:18:43 UTC

http://community.livejournal.com/laceribbon/9235.html is where the picture is from

seriously. lacelocket December 2 2009, 02:07:32 UTC

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Re: seriously. phantomminuet December 2 2009, 02:10:37 UTC

Bwah!

Re: seriously. porticia December 2 2009, 02:12:00 UTC

The "REMEMBER, SHE LOOKS 17" part is the best

Re: seriously. bella_fox December 2 2009, 05:11:24 UTC

No, the best part was Oz making an appearance. LMAO... love it.

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Re: WTF! featherwizard December 3 2009, 20:52:41 UTC

Worse than just pedophilia - it's also magically required pedophilia. Which means not only does Meyer promote pedophilia, stalking and potentially-abusive relationships, unsafe sex, she also promotes date-rape and brainwashing.

aesa_haettr December 2 2009, 02:08:24 UTC

What I'm trying to figure out is how you made it through the first three.

scarlete December 2 2009, 02:13:48 UTC

Nutshell.

lacelocket December 2 2009, 02:19:40 UTC

LOL, THIS

Liquor. helmet_arc December 2 2009, 02:20:52 UTC

It would have been funny If I actually did drink liquor.

Anyways, I read the first three because my school was deciding whether to buy a class set of these books. I had to make a review of each book, the fourth was optional, and would get extra credit.

I was close to strangling a kitten after the first three. But then, my mom would've grounded me if I got anything lower than a B-, so I decided to make the grade official and read the fourth...which is how it turned out liked this.

I found out afterwards that I was 0.2% over the grade. -Insert Swear Here-