A confession.

[book_eater]

Scene: The chapel of St Colin. (Patron Saint of Blokes). The stained glass windows feature sports scenes and many of the wall hangings appear to be team banners. Book_eater makes his way to the confessional and sits down.

Book_eater: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest: Tell me, my lad.

Book_eater: This week, father. I... I have asked for

Comments

[teh_elb]

I laughed all the way through that. You are so damn awesome. XD

[book_eater]

Thank 'ee. I read your comment just before going to work, and was bouncing all day. :)

[book_eater]

Hey, I think you're getting The Car confused with "Christine"

Is Snark, not Psycho. :)

[mr_razorz]

Rod confessed his transgressions unto me on Monday night. I demanded that he turn in his penis.

Not to me, obviously.

And even God himself cannot protect you from the wrath of The Car. Admittedly his "wrath" will mostly involve making snarky comments and blowing exhaust fumes in your general direction (you Eenglish Peegs). He'll give you a wicked kick in the chassis if you're not careful, though.