Scene: The chapel of St Colin. (Patron Saint of Blokes). The stained glass windows feature sports scenes and many of the wall hangings appear to be team banners. Book_eater makes his way to the confessional and sits down.

Book_eater: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

Priest: Tell me, my lad.

Book_eater: This week, father. I... I have asked for ( Read more... )