Well, it is certainly a rumour worth investigating. I should like to find out more about this "abundant supply of wood". You have piqued my interest, darling Weasley.
Hm, one always could use an abundant supply of wood. It always comes in so handy, if you know what I mean. There are so many uses for wood! So many, indeed.
Since you asked, my friend does have place to jack his lumber, but lately it has been a bit occupied by other things. And he can never have enough places or too many places, in fact! My friend is always looking for new places to jack his lumber.
I'm not sure where to start with it. I suppose interviewing him in our common room, and I'll need to interview someone for journalism club so it might as well be him. I don't think anybody asks if anybody needs some wood unless they have wood to spare. In the middle of rudely addressing You-Know-Who, even.
Did you and Pansy go to the same speech-training mediwizard or something? What is with this "darling" business?
Ah, but wood can cause splinters. Very bad ones. And if you put that in sensitive places, it's just a bad idea all around. I'm not using wood.
Tell him to lay off the punch and get back to jacking! Or prancing. Whichever one he prefers. It does seem like he's jacking out of denial, as if he could jack off the gay stereotype from him.
People definitely need to take care to avoid splintering their wood, and make sure to check for any damage before using it.
Well-bred people speak so weirdly.
To your friend Vincent, because he strikes me as trying to be a lumberjack when maybe he isn't. Flannel really, really wouldn't suit him. I don't know him or his girlfriend or you for that matter well at all, so hey, it's not like I can say for sure what they're like. But he shouldn't try to lumberjack if he's not a lumberjack, and for that matter, it's all right if a lumberjack wants to wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra every once in awhile. Rigid gender stereotypes are sooo outdated.
I don't know when I'd ever have the occassion to ask him. I'm not in a habit of bringing Slytherins with me everywhere I go and talking with them about everything.
You did not, perchance, partake of the punch, did you?
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However, he apparently does have an abundant supply of wood.
Does your little friend actually have any place to jack his lumber?
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Hm, one always could use an abundant supply of wood. It always comes in so handy, if you know what I mean. There are so many uses for wood! So many, indeed.
Since you asked, my friend does have place to jack his lumber, but lately it has been a bit occupied by other things. And he can never have enough places or too many places, in fact! My friend is always looking for new places to jack his lumber.
Why? Have you seen a new prospect?
Always.
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Did you and Pansy go to the same speech-training mediwizard or something? What is with this "darling" business?
Ah, but wood can cause splinters. Very bad ones. And if you put that in sensitive places, it's just a bad idea all around. I'm not using wood.
Tell him to lay off the punch and get back to jacking! Or prancing. Whichever one he prefers. It does seem like he's jacking out of denial, as if he could jack off the gay stereotype from him.
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Well-bred people speak so weirdly.
To your friend Vincent, because he strikes me as trying to be a lumberjack when maybe he isn't. Flannel really, really wouldn't suit him. I don't know him or his girlfriend or you for that matter well at all, so hey, it's not like I can say for sure what they're like. But he shouldn't try to lumberjack if he's not a lumberjack, and for that matter, it's all right if a lumberjack wants to wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra every once in awhile. Rigid gender stereotypes are sooo outdated.
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He also goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
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He also dances and prances.
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Ha.
Ha ha.
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