this may seem really long but its just a figment of your imagination or kelly's battle !!!!

[boo_on_whales]

I made the easiest $20 bucks ever today. My mom and I went to my cousin's ballroom dancing finals (have you seen mad hot ballroom? it's the same program...) and he was actually really freakin' good. I was crazy impressed. But the announcer guy was not. He started out as being kinda funny, but after the 9th time he yelled "get on your feet! they

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[prisner_of_2day]

put your freakum dress on

yeahhhhhh

[boo_on_whales]

you know what? i'm leaving my freakum dress off.

what do you think about that, eh?

[desertowl1026]

Kelly, you tell the best stories. +100 points for the Cuckoo's Nest reference.

[boo_on_whales]

hahah! thank you dan, if only i could write well... and +100 for getting it. I've decided i like the book much more than the movie, even though jack nicholson is my hero.

[cornered_ego]

man, that story really stressed me the fuck out. I must look like I'm watching a football game or something as I'm sitting here yelling stuff..."IT'S JUST A FUCKING KEY FOR THIRTY GODDAMN SECONDS!" "YOU FUCKING BITCH" and so on. I guess I got a little too placed into the story for my own good. Man. I need to meditate or something now. I'm all worked up.

[boo_on_whales]

hahaha! and that comment really cracked me the hell up. I laughed out loud at it! you're hilarious!

[oxymoronixxx]

yeah that reminds me of the time that jamie and i got really drunk in germany and then she lost her room key and had to pay 30 euro (~$50) for it. and then we went to switzerland, got drunk, and she lost her key again. is there a lesson here somewhere? i think that there may be.

[boo_on_whales]

hahaha- the lesson is you should get so drunk you have sex for money then have enough dough to pay for your key.

[dwright209]

My French teacher is from Switzerland! He looks Middle Eastern though.

[oxymoronixxx]

switzerland is an amazing country. highly recommend.

[yourluckychance]

"on your unbelievable feet! I just took the most unbelievable crap! It was unbelievable!!!"

hahahahahahaha

if i ever encountered that man, i think i would absolutely need to punch him right in the face.

[boo_on_whales]

yeah, it was really hard to restrain myself, especially since my grandpa had a video camera and I would have been able to put it on you tube. hahaha