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argh. i want alex to do this for me... so i guess i'd better ( Read more... )

eliz you are genius... and so is your game ( Read more... )

sam's foot is encrusted with semen.

tonight there was really beautiful fog in st. louis. goshdarn city, way to make me not want to leave you.

i have urges to go out walking after midnight and savor the mistiness, but instead i'll just stay here and savor this couch.

oh my gad. my menstruation station is being a crazy person. i reeeeeally want a hot pad sandwich. right now i'm having the kind of crample that you feel more in your back than in your tummy, and it is ridiculous. hopefully sleep will happen soon, and thus no more pain ( Read more... )

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
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so, apparently my former boss got run over by a truck. (http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/deathsobituaries/story/FEDA6754C8DCCB1A86257062000FCA74?OpenDocument) and i'm surprisingly sad ( Read more... )

my throat feels like pop rocks. and the rest of me feels like anger ( Read more... )

1. I QUIT MY JOB TODAY!!!!! NO MORE WEEDS!!! OR ROTTEN VEGETABLES!!! OR POISON IVY!!! OR TURKEYS THAT SOUND REMARKABLY LIKE COWS ( Read more... )