My Very Own Wiki-How article! WOO!

[bonomania]

I got bored, my friend told me to do it, so I did. Here it is!

www.wikihow.com/Disturb-Your-Closed-Minded-Parents#Tips

It didn't take much effort, as you'll probably see. Yeah and pretty much all of it is through personal experience with myself, one of my friends and my mum.

Contains one mention of House and Wilson...

Comments

[bonomania]

Yeah, I mean I'm definitely not a lesbian. It's because I have this friend whom I hang out with a lot and tbh we are pretty much the same person; both happy to stay in instead of going out, both horribly socially anxious, both into similar things, finishing each other's sentences, emailing each other 24/7. Even if we've just got home after spending the ENTIRE day together, we'll still log on to the internet when we get home and email each other. It's quite amazing lol. We never run out of things to say to one another.

It just so happens that, because my friend has never shown any interest in guys, and I don't have much interest in guys my age (I like them much older...House-old lol. I'm a strange one...) my mum has sort of got it into her head that my friend might be gay, so she constantly asks me, "Ellie...blah blah

[bonomania]

So I guess I’m hetro with gay tendencies??

Ha! I love that. Yeah, I'd probably say that's me as well.

My parents aren't exactly anti-gay...but I get the impression that they wouldn't be best pleased if I was gay. On occasion they make silly comments about gay people, like if they see two guys kissing on TV (i.e in Torchwood if you've seen it where Captain Jack kisses that other guy...) they always have to make some horrible comment about it and my dad goes on to say how 'wrong' it is. And I'm just like, "Eurgh, shut up dad, I'm trying to watch this! We don't get enough man-kissings on TV as it is!!!"

...Obviously I didn't say that to him...if my parents found out about my epic love for slash and stuff, they might kill me lol.

[bonomania]

LOL :]
I wish mine were so open-minded!
I'd love it if my mum and I could go on about House and Wilson all day. Even if it was just to freak my dad out... ;)

[majiex]

Umm...roflmao!
I love it!
Although my Mom wants House/Wilson to get together. (Yay mom!) and she also hates Huddy muahaha! But she hates Chase/Cameron too.

My dad sighs whenever I talk about House/Wilson.
So...I can't really disturb them when they already know about me slashing every show I watch.

But still, great article. =D

[bonomania]

Hehe thank you. You're lucky, I'd love to be able to ramble on about H/W all day to my mum lol.
My parents are still under the misconception that I'm an innocent teenager who dreams of butterflies and rainbows. It would shock them to know just how corrupted I really am XD