I just want to apologize to everyone, everywhere, ever.

[bonelesspuppy]

"Let's see what I can do with Google Image Search and ten minutes in Photoshop," I said. "It's not like I want to do that stuff for work, anyway."

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[saymark2]

Somewhere, a fandom just died. Or was born >_

[bonelesspuppy]

I choose to believe that we are witnessing the birth of something terrible beautiful not quite right.

[angharad]

This brings a whole new motivation to the "accuses Ani of cheating thus causing a scuffle in the dirt" deleted scene that I finally saw yesterday.

[bonelesspuppy]

I still haven't seen the deleted scences from either prequel (though I've read descriptions of them), but now I can look forward to an extra layer of entertainment. Hee!

[lilycascade]

*points at icon*

My inner twelve-year-old is torn between gratitude for ActionFigure!Haku and horror at what you've done to My First Fictional Boyfriend.

At least you did dishes, and that's not a reward.

[bonelesspuppy]

...whereas my inner twelve-year-old is perversely interpreting your statement so that Greedo is Your First Fictional Boyfriend. I'll have a talk with her later.

I expect you'll be happy to hear that a cursory Google search turned up no Han/Greedo fic whatsoever. But this does beg the question of whether your cookie offer still stands if I produce a work of canon-mangling horror. Hmm?

[billsprestonesq]

The only problem I have with this is that it furthers Lucas' editorial decision to smoothe out Solo's character - I mean, what kind of monster would shoot someone first after sharing such a tender moment?

[bonelesspuppy]

Why, it's only understandable that Han would be upset after catching Greedo with that stormtrooper. Who among us would not be lenient in judging a crime of passion?