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[ There is the sound of a certain five foot alchemist toppling over after being frozen for so long. ]

Ow, what the hell--

[ There's a few beeps and boops of the D-Comm clicking. ]

J-Janua... January?!

Um... If anyone's around, help would be lovely.

Hey, dear. I'm going to be staying in the hospital for a few hours to see if Ed's okay. I'm also going to see if our blood's compatible, and if it is, set up a donation for him. He looks like a wreck, to be honest, so... Yeah ( Read more... )

Agent Alshire here with an update. I'm currently en route to the Neon City hospital with Tamer Edward Elric to administer medical assistance. I will take on the task of filing a more thorough report once I can interview Tamer Edward Elric to have his point of view about the attack he has suffered.

For now, Agent Alshire out.

Mother?

Yes, dear?

Why are people standing like they're trying to win a statue contest?

Oh, that's a...data freeze...which means--

Ugh. Not again.

A data freeze?

Yep. Happens every so often. However, people like to have fun and pull pranks on people.

Can we pull a prank on father?...you know. Yes, yes, we can. We can even do it to ( Read more... )

[ So, there's been a lot of shit happening with the Vocaloid+ Family as of late, right? And the one who's trying to hold it all together is huddled on the bed, with her arms underneath the pillow. She's buried her face in the pillow and has been crying off and on for the past few minutes ( Read more... )

Sir?

What should we do about that Other Mother creature? It got me previously, now it got to Fullmetal.

Surely we cannot let this creature continue what she is doing and manipulating the trust people have put into their mothers.

Dear?

Do you mind preparing the extra strength ibuprofen, a hot bath and something else for me? I think someone stole your dumbass crown.

Thanks. I'll pick something up from the cafeteria or something.

My mother really couldn't have come here, could she?

S-She died. I saw her die in front of me...