She's right, we ARE lovey lovebirds... *pecks about with orange beak*

[bondchick_nett]

Greg just wandered into the kitchen naked bar a towel, strode up to me, gave me a kiss and said "I have brought you a cat, as a sign of my love." Then strode purposefully out of the kitchen, firmly locking Java in here with me.

So translation: "I'm having a shower, so Java has to be locked in here as he cannot be trusted. Bye!"

♥

Comments

[needoll]

Java = Peeping Tom??

[bondchick_nett]

LOL! He's a MASSIVE Peeping Tom, but that's not why. xD Basically these days he has to be locked in either our room, the kitchen or outdoors.

OTHERWISE he gets ideas about peeing all over Bec & Erik's stuff. And/or Bec & Erik. I'm not even kidding. He's so sadistic he's actually peed along the ENTIRE LENGTH of Bec as she slept in her bed. DO NOT WANT!

[elodiebanel]

hahahahahaha omg. xD Java beats our kitties! (back in hawaii, we got two siamese from the abandonned kitty place, both of them because they looked like sisters and my mom didn't want to split them up. They hate each other and feel like the other is intruding on THEIR territory and pee everywheeere)

[radiationpoison]

*giggle*

[tsu_chan55]

Our cat has to be locked out the bathroom because he tries to crawl into the shower with us and then crawls up our (naked) legs with his claws to get out of the water. (smart, he is not.)

Still, Java wins I think. No peeing allowed!

[bondchick_nett]

LOL!! I know other people who had cats like that! xD

IKR? I'm sure he longs for the day when we're all living seperately so that he may once again have the run of a house.

Or maybe then he'll just start peeing in rooms to dictate where Greg and I can go >_>;;;

[xel_squirgle_ox]

Lol! That's true love there. I don't understand why cats seem to love bathrooms so much. I had one that actually peed in the bathtub before!

Speaking of pets getting in the way, while I was sleeping over my boyfriend's house for the first time, I woke up to his dog practically spooning with me and his cat sleeping on top of me. I'm an animal person and it didn't bother me so much, but I was quite shocked since they had just met me! Of course my bf was just standing there, laughing at my surprise. XD

[bondchick_nett]

LOL! Java prefers drinking from the toilet than drinking from his water bowl >_<;;; Damn cat-dog. xD He also thinks that showers and baths are FREAKISH and gets either angry or utterly bewildered if you're having one.

I'm also 90% sure he's extrapolated that if we can turn the water on and off in the shower, that means we're doing it when it rains. OFten when its raining outside he'll angrily ask to be let out, then he'll ANGRILY sit near the back door, in the rain, SHOUTING at us. *headdesk*

[draganin]

*on* Bec?! WTH Java!!
There was I thinking that Greg was afraid that Java would take advantage of him in the shower. Or something. But wow. Thats.... wow. o.O