She's right, we ARE lovey lovebirds... *pecks about with orange beak*

[bondchick_nett]

Greg just wandered into the kitchen naked bar a towel, strode up to me, gave me a kiss and said "I have brought you a cat, as a sign of my love." Then strode purposefully out of the kitchen, firmly locking Java in here with me.

So translation: "I'm having a shower, so Java has to be locked in here as he cannot be trusted. Bye!"

♥