Farmer Wants a Wife: Day One

[bondchick_nett]

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[lemon_lime35]

du Fermier: But its very important to use the right kind of protection to keep them safe,
Strawberry: *swishes toes around in puddle coyly* You know, its kind of damp where I'm sitting, let's cut to the chase -- wanna make out?
du Fermier: *Aspiration!!*

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*dies from laughing* XDDDDD

[bondchick_nett]

*giggles* I so had to double check with Erika last night that it wasn't TOO overt. XD She was like ZOMG NUU ITS GREAT! XD YAY! *cracks up*

[brilliantcat]

You are hilarious. Srs. I'm cackling. Double entendres indeed *snerk*

[bondchick_nett]

YAY!!!! I'm so pleased! I have to admit I was stressing about entertaining both you and Jenji. *laughs* You guys were my main goals in 'doing good' XD

I'm like OKAY IF I HIT THEM BOTH THEN I SHALL BE HAPPY THAT THEY ARE FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

Trying to do day two now. BLARUGHAAA! XD

[bondchick_nett]

She's so my favourite too! I heart her so excessively, I have to admit part way through I was thinking "If she doesn't win I'll just have her kept in the house polygamy style" *cracks up*

[bondchick_nett]

You don't think du Fermier is uber hot? XD

Maybe I should do a challenge with her as the main protagonist. XD Bookworm wants a husband. XD Make a series of mega hotties and let her be the judge.

[madam_redrum]

Hehe, this is awesome! I can't wait for the next part.

[halfbreedmaster]

Awesome update the bit abot singing a whole new world and the deflowering of Arabian princesses made me LOL so hard. I never even thought of it like that >.>