[sixteenth bullet] video-- locked from Otacon, but hackable

Jan 11, 2011 18:31

[A wide broadcast was sent out to just about everyone.]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE IN THIS BATSHIT WORLD.

I HAVE JUST GOTTEN LAID.

That is all.

[click]

!huey emmerich, gay buttsex, metal gear's favorite pastime, oh god why, i like big butts and i cannot lie, !heather mason, !lancer, !barney, did not think this through, !merlin, !nanao ise, !liquid, !rise kujikawa, !hal emmerich, nerdraeg, liquid is an asshole

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video sneaking_sin January 12 2011, 02:57:09 UTC
[Pauses. Staring and pondering.]

...First time?

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Re: video boldandresolute January 12 2011, 02:59:01 UTC
[ASDLKFJSLKF]

No!

And I'm better at it than you are!

[Insecure Liquid is insecure.]

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video sneaking_sin January 12 2011, 03:03:19 UTC
You're making it sound like your first time.

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Re: video boldandresolute January 12 2011, 03:04:15 UTC
It wasn't my first time!

[It was just his first time in three years or so.]

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video sneaking_sin January 12 2011, 03:23:39 UTC
Alright.

[He pauses... talking to Liquid is awkward. He still can't find it in himself to like him, but fighting with him raised his opinion of him a bit. Enough that he'll actually talk to him.]

I hope you're not embarrassing her.

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Re: video boldandresolute January 12 2011, 04:45:24 UTC
I most certainly am not!

[Well. Hal wasn't a girl, either, but whatever.]

And I'll have you know that I'm both better at it than you'll ever be and larger than you!

[Dammit, Huey, as though he didn't already have enough neuroses.]

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video sneaking_sin January 13 2011, 03:48:21 UTC
[derr derr wat is gaydar]

So you were looking at me while I was naked before you came here? Or sleeping with someone? I had no idea you were into voyeurism.

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Re: video boldandresolute January 13 2011, 03:57:41 UTC
[He'd be finding out soon.]

...You are a sick man, Father.

[Sorry, Liquid was into a lot of things, but incest wasn't one of them.]

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video sneaking_sin January 13 2011, 04:00:38 UTC
You're the one saying you know what I'm like in bed.

[no u]

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video boldandresolute January 13 2011, 04:03:07 UTC
I've heard quite a lot from your friend Dr. Emmerich. The older one, obviously.

Perhaps you should be wondering how he got his information.

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video sneaking_sin January 13 2011, 04:12:55 UTC
[Pauses. Gullibility settling in...]

Hrnn...

I was hoping people knew about me for other reasons in the future.

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Re: video boldandresolute January 13 2011, 04:15:18 UTC
I would check your rooms for hidden cameras when you get back if I were you.

[Now he's just fucking with him, because Liquid was not always the most mature supersoldier in the world.]

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video sneaking_sin January 13 2011, 15:44:43 UTC
You seem strangely concerned about what I do with a woman.

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video boldandresolute January 14 2011, 00:20:05 UTC
You seem strangely unconcerned that someone might be spying on you while you're having sex.

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