Jan 11, 2011 18:31
[A wide broadcast was sent out to just about everyone.]
ATTENTION, EVERYONE IN THIS BATSHIT WORLD.
I HAVE JUST GOTTEN LAID.
That is all.
[click]
!huey emmerich,
gay buttsex,
metal gear's favorite pastime,
oh god why,
i like big butts and i cannot lie,
!heather mason,
!lancer,
!barney,
did not think this through,
!merlin,
!nanao ise,
!liquid,
!rise kujikawa,
!hal emmerich,
nerdraeg,
liquid is an asshole
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...First time?
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No!
And I'm better at it than you are!
[Insecure Liquid is insecure.]
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[It was just his first time in three years or so.]
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[He pauses... talking to Liquid is awkward. He still can't find it in himself to like him, but fighting with him raised his opinion of him a bit. Enough that he'll actually talk to him.]
I hope you're not embarrassing her.
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[Well. Hal wasn't a girl, either, but whatever.]
And I'll have you know that I'm both better at it than you'll ever be and larger than you!
[Dammit, Huey, as though he didn't already have enough neuroses.]
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So you were looking at me while I was naked before you came here? Or sleeping with someone? I had no idea you were into voyeurism.
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...You are a sick man, Father.
[Sorry, Liquid was into a lot of things, but incest wasn't one of them.]
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[no u]
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Perhaps you should be wondering how he got his information.
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Hrnn...
I was hoping people knew about me for other reasons in the future.
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[Now he's just fucking with him, because Liquid was not always the most mature supersoldier in the world.]
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