Okay, I'm quitting smoking today.  BUT SERIOUSLY (I mean, how many times do I have to say "BUT SERIOUSLY" for it to become a reality?)  BUT SERIOUSLY.  I went off with a bang yesterday, smoking a pack and drinking a couple bottles of shockertop in about 2 1/2 hours.  I even triple-fisted my second to last smoke because I figured it was time to try ( Read more... )

Thank God for Urban Dictionary or I'd never know when people from the UK were making sexual advances.  And I NEED a sexual advance.

The work was good today.  Thank god the dry spell passed over for at least one class.  My preparation and exercise were wonderful and I was active in using my body to fight resistance and keep the work going.  Hedy said, "our tools are the fucking best there are, man" and I pretty much trust her when it comes to acting.  Pretty much.

( Shorn )

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The "Meth: Not Even Once" campaign makes me so giggly and obedient at once!
Good job.  Edgy without being pointless. 

Best Moment of Today:

[while purchasing books at Borders]

"Alright, so that's $65.75, and I'm taking 20% off the total for Becoming Orgasmic." -young bookselling gentleman
"Awesome!  What a good day!" -me

Not only did I milestone it by purchasing my first sex book [all by myself], I got 20% off my purchase and a really great quote!

thank you for the lovely birthday wishes, my girls :)
sorry about the phone call, emmy... I'm not really sure what happened, but my phone started going berzeerrrk for the next hour.

love you :)

Sometimes life makes you feel all yucky and drug-induced.
Sometimes you treat the people you love more than your own life with irritation and disrespect.
Sometimes the will to get up in the morning doesn't quite outweigh the desire to lie and get out of a commitment.
Sometimes you don't love the job you're choosing to get paid for.

As long as this ( Read more... )

best day yet:

beowulf with dad
acting with sasha steinburg at mahomet high school
coffee with sasha
dinner and fun with the bechtels
late night fun with angela marcum, kinzie cornell and my dad.
sista, sista.