If You Cunt Pronounce It Correctly, Keep Your Mouth Shit

Three-year-old girl: I love the bitch!
Mother: Did you just say 'bitch'? You can't say that! It's beach.
Three-year-old girl: Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!
Mother, exasperated: I can hear you!

--Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: jess

via Overheard at the Beach, Jul 13, 200

it is 2:20pm.
I am still lacking any clothing from the neck down.
I think I may put on some shorts.

I had RoseArt instead of Crayola.
That pretty much sums up my childhood.

Brand-name looks, Flav-o-rite taste.

Clearly Sex Needs More Upsides

Dude #1: How come when you have sex bad things happen, like STDs? Why can't you get sexually transmitted skills, like creativity?
Dude #2: Or juggling.

--NYU Kimmel

via Overheard in New York, Jun 2, 2007

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