At Panera, we ran out of turkey so we sent out one of our employees to buy some from the store and he brought back turkey balogna. So, one of our clever cashiers had a plan. "Make it with that stuff, they won't know the difference." Very smart. Naturally, everyone returned their sandwiches. At one point, our very intelligent cashier pushed me ( Read more... )

I like how Michelle made a list of her summer goals. Here are some things I'd like to do before the fall ( Read more... )

So, I had the worst date of my life on Saturday and I've been bitching about it for days, but then yesterday Illy died and now everything seems so unimportant.

Yeah, yeah. I gave up the LJ thing, but I have to rant where Jon can't see that I've been bad ( Read more... )

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kbye

I'm auditioning boyfriends. Please get your audition requests in ASAP. Please include two letters of recommendation and a personal statement. Taped auditions are acceptable.

My first audition is February 12 at Cincinnati. I hear Winstead is mean. Ugh.

My boyfriend's an LJ slut. Why doesn't Cosmo have advice on things like this?

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then, I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends(including myself) to ask you anything.

somebody needs to go planet gazing with me!

hoookay ( Read more... )