-friendly strangers were all she knew-

[bobthewizard]

[[Very, very unhackable, except maybe a tiny bit to Harry]]

There was one chance in a hundred that it wouldn't come to this. If it hasn't, no matter -- it soon will. He knows it, whether or not she had the maturity to understand what she's getting herself into. Has he even the slightest conception of the future it will rob her of? The lifestyle

Comments

[b_abyshark]

Someone wants to use your skull as a shovel?

[bobthewizard]

It happens.

[b_abyshark]

Huh... What about a candy dish?

[bobthewizard]

I'm afraid it no longer has much of a sweet tooth. Which is to say: when everybody is back at school for the year, it is not to be meddled with.

[[Which won't stop anybody, riiight? XD]]

[shinigamiblonde]

Eh? Your skull's being used as a shovel?! Are you okay?

[bobthewizard]

*dryly* Oh, I'm excellently well. It is, however, a powerful magical object and under my guard, so I have to make sure it isn't used for the wrong purpose....

..and digging crabs out of the sand is definitely the wrong purpose.

[shinigamiblonde]

I can imagine.

...How did you get to a beach in the first place? *never really thought before where teachers went during the summer*

[bobthewizard]

*smoothly* A transportation accident. As I'm here, I decided I might as well enjoy it.

*action*

[dasiyaofthebell]

But Professor, I need one!

Re: *action*

[bobthewizard]

Then make one out of a coconut shell. *doesn't even know if there are coconuts at this latitude*

Re: *action*

[dasiyaofthebell]

Why would I go to a store to pick up an expensive fruit? *nope! The humidity is too low here*

Re: *action*

[bobthewizard]

Then use a crab shell. *totally unfamiliar with the local flora*