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[bobfrapples]

Hello kiddies! It is me, Brandon the Windish! And today, I will tell you a story. Is it a scary story? I do not think so. Is it a funny story? I don't know you BIG DEEKIE, is it? Why don't you quit asking all of the questions and do some requading instead

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[eclaireanderson]

"humid" is precisely the word that came to mind.

and tell me, brandon the windish, if "curds and whey" dates from the sixth century, then during what era did the word "commuppins" originate?
cummupins?
come-up-ins?
how the fuck does that even make sense?

[bobfrapples]

Okay, fine! Then I will tell you where that word originated from. Are you ready? Okay, here I go...PSYCHE! Today's opposite day and you will never know! I have a winner! His name is Thomas Hobbes and he is my kitten!

[eclaireanderson]

brandon, please! A muppet dying of AIDS i met on the street would desperately like to know. He's only got about a half hour to live.
please, brandon. give the muppet his commuppins.

Soo....

[inspirelifelove]

From Diane;
"I'd like to give you a comment, but right now I have my toenails in my hand."

Awww, Brandy Bran Muffin told a cute and HUMID, SOOOOO humid story. You poodely pooo, Now go eat your curds and whey stinky muffin! However, after the Cuban missile kills you, your cute brandy bran muffin, no longer delectibly edible ghost, better not blame me!

p.s. "It's beginning to look alot like Christmas." from Diane and April

hello

[anonymous]

that was a colorfullll story, will you pleasure us with another someday?

Re: hello

[bobfrapples]

I WILL PLEASURE YOU WITH EIGHT MILLION STORIES! AND THEY WILL ALL BE MOSTEST BESTEST! I HAVE A MIND!