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bobfrapples

I Wrote A New One!

Feb 11, 2004 18:43

Oh my goodness! I did not update my livejournal in twelve years! How can I ever forgive myself? I'll you how, poop-butt, I bought myself a new dinner from Chili's. It was the brand new, Mushroom-Swiss burger and it was cooked, oh-so-rare. I ate it up. SLURPIE! SLURPIE! SLURPIE! Yay! I did it ( Read more... )

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eclaireanderson February 12 2004, 01:27:28 UTC

this entry was moving. like a good BM.

robottears February 12 2004, 04:36:36 UTC

thats a funny entry there, fag. sorry, i didn't really mean that you were a fag. you know i didnt mean it literally. anyway congrats on your job you mother fucker. oh there was something else. damn what was it. oh well.

go to the window!!!

a poopy! morningbell18 February 12 2004, 13:44:43 UTC

there is this guy. his name is Brandy Windscoopletrondish or something like that. anyway, he and i became roommates about five months ago in the tiny village of orlando. we became the best of friends. we would go to the local candy shop and watch Tim Army make mounds upon mounds of fudge. then we would buy out all the wonka bars and pray to our lord jesus christ who died for our sins on his heavy wooden cross in the heavens above for one of them to have the golden ticket. then we would look at each other and say "oh....that was just a movie, remember?". AND THEN, we would come home and watch ghoulies II and friday the 13th part 8 (jason takes two people in manhattan at the end of the movie so why the fuck is it even called jason takes manhattan if they are on a cruise ship for the entire movie minus the last 20 minutes and filmed him "taking over manhattan" in vancouver canada which was obviously vancouver canada and not manhattan) over and over again. all of this sounds like fun, right? like it would never ever ever end. ( ... )

Re: a poopy! bobfrapples February 12 2004, 15:44:59 UTC

wow. i actually don't know how to respond to that. very funny and very touching, but also completely untrue. it's almost an insult to know that you think when i move to winter park and you go back to alabama, we'll lose contact. even if you were just fucking around, you better realize that you are one of the best friends i've ever had and i wouldn't trade your friendship for anything in winter park, or an advertising firm or any of that shit. so straighten up, nigga! but that was some funny ass SHIT. and on a serious note, friday the 13th part VIII did fucking suck. what was that guy saying at the beginning? "listen up. it's like this. we live in a concrete jungle filled with death and decay. ah, new york..."

Re: a poopy! morningbell18 February 21 2004, 15:23:45 UTC

I LOVE THIS TOWN.

yeah baby...heeeey baby, hey baby.
oooo baby, oooo baby, ooo baby.
hey baby
yeah baby.

ooo baby, ooo baby.

Re: a poopy! eclaireanderson February 12 2004, 17:46:34 UTC

don't ever fucking joke like that again.