That hella hurts but I'll be back, bitches!

Broken ankle or not, gimme three weeks and I'll hella show all of you!

I totally forgot I had this thing ( Read more... )

My team hella kicks your team's asses, bitches.

It hella hurts ( Read more... )

From Ray Ratto's column in the Chron ... I just had to share

Use the A's for Cover: Right now, the Giants are on a pace to win 70 games; the A's 65. This would represent the worst combination of records since the A's moved West in 1968, even worse than the horrifying 1979 season, when the Giants limped in with 79 and the A's 54. The Giants ( Read more... )

We've got 4 wins in a row.

What do you got?

No one is gossiping about me, homos! I don't know what you're all hella whining about.

And we're on a winning streak even though we're 13 games behind .500. We so rock!

But HEY, everyone in the Bay Area hella loves me. I'm a hero. And pretty soon, I'll be stealin' bitches from Swish. Speaking of Swish, here he is giving me a high five, ( Read more... )

How much do I hella hate the SF Chronicle? First of all, Ray Ratto is a chump and everyone underneath him is all hella annoying too, especially that John Shea, guy.

And why am I bitching about this? Because I saw this article and I read that it said that I said, "Hopefully, we'll get some spank and be moving in the right direction. That's what ( Read more... )

WE WON A GAME!

I'm so hella happy, so now I'm thinkin' we're all going to Hooter's!

See, all they needed was for me to come back. I knew it all the time. ALL THE TIME!

Now we don't hella suck, just a lotta suck cause it was against the Devil Rays and technically, they hella suck too.

GO US!

I'm hella back, bitches.