Artistic License Revocation.

[bobbo_sabin]

About two weeks ago, I bought a bed to replace my horrible excuse of a futon. I disassembled the futon, and the large pieces of shrapnel are still against the wall in the corner of my living room, waiting to be moved to the transfer station. Then I began thinking "Hmmm, maybe I can just donate it to a local abstract artist". And while I'm at it, I

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[anonymous]

We almost got thrown out of the Museum of Modern Art because my uncle put his backpack down on this piece of "art" that nobody could tell was supposed to be part of an exhibit. Fuck art.

[jedigandalf]

One time, I was tripping on Mushrooms, and I was rambling about Thus Spake Zarathustra as I drew something with crayons. When I finished, and looked down at what I had drawn, I suddenly understood abstract art.

[laszlow]

According to a Gene Weingarten article from awhile back, a photograph of an empty trash bag sold for over 2000 GBP at a British art show in 2001. Its title: "A Rubbish Bag". I don't get it either.

[radical_dreams]

I hate abstract art. Let's try having skills plz.