Lots #1, #2, and #3

Sep 10, 2007 23:53

LOT #1

Name: Nakahara Sunako
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Fandom: Perfect Girl Evolution
Gender: A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FLOWER!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: Cooking, cleaning, gardening etc. housework
Best qualities: YOUNG SUNAKO [OR SUNNY TO HER FRIENDS!] IS A GREAT COOK. SHE LOVES TO MAKE SUGAR COOKIES AND CARROT CAKE BEST! WHEN SHE ISNT SINGING A CHEERFUL TUNE IN THE KITCHEN, SHE WHISTLING WHILE SHE WORKS, KEEPING HOUSE LIKE A PRO! AS SUNNY ALWAYS SAYS, A CLEAN HOUSE IS A HAPPY HOUSE!
Interests: Perfect Girl Evolution, scary things like skulls, DIMPLES, dead bodies, SMALL ANIMALS, The Nightmare Before, RAINDROPS ON ROSES, Christmas, WHISKERS ON KITTENS, slasher movies, WARM COPPER KETTLES, decapitation, BRIGHT WOOLEN MITTENS.

DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO POLISH YOUR DOORKNOBS, TEEHEE!"

LOT #2

Name: Zolf J Kimbley
LJ username: whee_go_boom
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Gender: A STRAPPING YOUNG BUCK!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: Everything-- including sexual favours. Prefers gardening above everything and babysitting.
Best qualities: EVEN THOUGH ZOLF [OR Z-DOG TO HIS FRIENDS] IS A BIT OF A PIMP WITH BAD BUSINESS SENSE, HE'S REALLY JUST LOOKING FOR HIS SOULMATE! Z-DOG WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO SETTLE DOWN WITH THE RIGHT PERSON AND SPEND LONG HOURS STARING SOULFULLY INTO THEIR EYES, AND START A FAMILY OF Z-DOG Z-PUPPIES!
Interests: Explosions, obedience, murder. Tea parties, stuffed animals, pink, love poetry, romance novels.

DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "IM A WILD ANIMAL LOOKING FOR A TAMER! COME AND GET IT, LADIES!"

LOT #3

Name: Pein
LJ username: ecconcentrical
Fandom: Naruto
Gender: MEAT AND TWO VEG!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: Cooking, cleaning (In a French Maid Outfit if I must), sexual favors for those who may be in need of them, naked serenades by waterfalls at night, use of his jutsu's to your convenience, manicures/pedicures, Community Service, Arts & Crafts, fashion design, stage performances with his cohorts!
Best qualities: HERE'S A LAD FOR THE LADS IF YOU EVER SAW ONE! YOUNG PEIN [OR PEINNY TO HIS FRIENDS] IS A DRAG QUEEN ON A MISSION, AND THAT MISSION IS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME! HE'LL LEAD YOU OUT TO THAT DANCEFLOOR ON HIS SHINEY RED STILETTOS, AND YOUR HEART WILL FOLLOW!
Interests: I'll be ecstatic no matter what you bid for me! However, I'm versed enough with graphics to prefer things other than icons or layouts. I like puppets, rainbows, pop music, drag, the other Akatsuki members, the other Akatsuki's members' members, ninjas, getting pwned, and looking like an idiot.

DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "GIRLFRIEND, YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS!"

5 icons = 1 drabble
2 drabbles = 1 ficlet
3 ficlets = 1 fic
2 ficlets = 1 photo manip
2 ficlets = 1 lj banner (Friends Only/profile/layout header/etc.)
1 fic = 1 livejournal layout = 1 original fanart = 1 fanmix
3 fics (or any equivalent) = 1 AMV

Bidding should stay in the respective threads, but otherwise feel free to gab.
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