LOTS #4, #5, and #6.
LOT #4
Name: Maes Hughes
LJ username: quitethedaddy
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Gender: WITH A SWINGIN' TACKLEBOX!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: I'm pretty good at anything domestic, like cooking, cleaning, etc., but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE DOING LAUNDRY. Sorry. And sure, I'm for some sexual favors. Pretty sure they won't ask for them, but I'll keep MY BUTT open-ended.
Best qualities: MAES HUGHES [OR MAESIE TO HIS FRIENDS] HAS A FEW THOUSAND CRABS CRAWLING ROUND HIS NETHERS, BUT DONT LET THAT STOP YOU, FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE LITTLE BITERS HAS A HEART OF GOLD, JUST LIKE MAESIE HIMSELF! A REAL SWEETHEART, HE ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CANDLELIT DINNERS.
Interests: FMA, me, my daughter, SOOTHING GROIN CREAMS
DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "JESUS CHRIST, I'M ITCHY."
LOT #5
Name: Gekkou Hayate
LJ username: ghostofhayapast
Fandom: Naruto
Gender: OH HIS BALLS HANG LOW AND THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO! HE CAN TIE THEM IN A KNOT AND HE CAN TIE THEM IN A BOW!
Duration of slavery: Two Weeks
Terms of slavery: Cooking, cleaning, shopping (food, GRANDMOTHERS, clothes, etc.), animal care (bathe, feed, CARNALLY VIOLATE, play with, etc.), gardening, etc (Basically, D Rank missions, for those who know)
Best qualities: GEKKOU HAYATE [OR SUGARPOP TO HIS FRIENDS] IS A BDSM FANATIC. HE LOVES THE BALLS AND CHAINS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE'S WILD, ADVENTUROUS, AND ALWAYS UP FOR A SEXYFINE GOOD TIME. AN ABSOLUTE TIGER, HE ALSO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CANDLELIT DINNERS.
Interests: Naruto, OP, SGA, SG-1, KH/KHII, OHSHC, TF, PotC, HP, Claymore, Stephanie Plum
DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "PLEASURE/PAIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME!"
LOT #6
Name: Sirius Orien Black of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
LJ username: slobberymongrel
Fandom: ARRY POTTA!!
Gender: THE TESTICLES GIVE A 2.0 AND HE'S ON TO THE FINALS!!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks.
Terms of slavery: Sirius is willing to be an escort of sorts, a prank hit-man, and a professional flatterer. He'll transport you where you need to go on his motorbike [but no way in hell do YOU get to drive] and gladly make all your best friends seethe with jealousy. He will not do sexual favours, but is willing to be eye candy. He will gladly cook without even being asked, but honestly you're much better off instructing him explictly not to. He'll be Man's Best Friend upon request, and help you pick up handsome/pretty joggers in the park with an OH GEE THANKS FOR FINDING MY DOG!! routine.
Best qualities: COLD NOSE, WARM HEART IS THE PHRASE THAT DESCRIBES SIRIUS BLACK [SERIOUS NOIRE TO HIS FRIENDS] IN A NUTSHELL!! HE'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH, HE'LL MAKE YOU CRY, BUT HE'LL ALWAYS BRING YOUR SLIPPERS ON COMMAND!! A REAL CARD, HE ALSO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CANDLELIT DINNERS.
Interests: Me/McGoogles smut epics, people from my generation EG old fucking farts, Remus/Sirius, marauders, INCEST AND DIRTY FAMILIAL BUGGERING, fetch in the park, autumn
DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "YOU CAN WHOMP MY WILLOW ANY TIME."
5 icons = 1 drabble
2 drabbles = 1 ficlet
3 ficlets = 1 fic
2 ficlets = 1 photo manip
2 ficlets = 1 lj banner (Friends Only/profile/layout header/etc.)
1 fic = 1 livejournal layout = 1 original fanart = 1 fanmix
3 fics (or any equivalent) = 1 AMV
Nakahara Sunako (eatchurbrains) to originally_mad for 1 FO banner, 1 layout header, and 1 fanart.
Zolf J. Kimbley (whee_go_boom) to quitethedaddy for 1 fanmix.
Pein (ecconcentrical) to badluck_ftw for 2 drabbles.
THE WINNERS HAVE ONE WEEK TO DELIVER UPON THEIR BIDS, UNLESS THEIR SLAVE GIVES THEM AN EXTENSION. TERM OF SLAVERY CAN BEGIN IMMEDIATELY OR UPON RECEIVING BID, AS SLAVE DETERMINES.
Name: Maes Hughes
LJ username: quitethedaddy
Fandom: Full Metal Alchemist
Gender: WITH A SWINGIN' TACKLEBOX!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks
Terms of slavery: I'm pretty good at anything domestic, like cooking, cleaning, etc., but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE DOING LAUNDRY. Sorry. And sure, I'm for some sexual favors. Pretty sure they won't ask for them, but I'll keep MY BUTT open-ended.
Best qualities: MAES HUGHES [OR MAESIE TO HIS FRIENDS] HAS A FEW THOUSAND CRABS CRAWLING ROUND HIS NETHERS, BUT DONT LET THAT STOP YOU, FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE LITTLE BITERS HAS A HEART OF GOLD, JUST LIKE MAESIE HIMSELF! A REAL SWEETHEART, HE ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CANDLELIT DINNERS.
Interests: FMA, me, my daughter, SOOTHING GROIN CREAMS
DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "JESUS CHRIST, I'M ITCHY."
LOT #5
Name: Gekkou Hayate
LJ username: ghostofhayapast
Fandom: Naruto
Gender: OH HIS BALLS HANG LOW AND THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO! HE CAN TIE THEM IN A KNOT AND HE CAN TIE THEM IN A BOW!
Duration of slavery: Two Weeks
Terms of slavery: Cooking, cleaning, shopping (food, GRANDMOTHERS, clothes, etc.), animal care (bathe, feed, CARNALLY VIOLATE, play with, etc.), gardening, etc (Basically, D Rank missions, for those who know)
Best qualities: GEKKOU HAYATE [OR SUGARPOP TO HIS FRIENDS] IS A BDSM FANATIC. HE LOVES THE BALLS AND CHAINS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. HE'S WILD, ADVENTUROUS, AND ALWAYS UP FOR A SEXYFINE GOOD TIME. AN ABSOLUTE TIGER, HE ALSO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CANDLELIT DINNERS.
Interests: Naruto, OP, SGA, SG-1, KH/KHII, OHSHC, TF, PotC, HP, Claymore, Stephanie Plum
DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "PLEASURE/PAIN IS MY MIDDLE NAME!"
LOT #6
Name: Sirius Orien Black of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black.
LJ username: slobberymongrel
Fandom: ARRY POTTA!!
Gender: THE TESTICLES GIVE A 2.0 AND HE'S ON TO THE FINALS!!
Duration of slavery: Two weeks.
Terms of slavery: Sirius is willing to be an escort of sorts, a prank hit-man, and a professional flatterer. He'll transport you where you need to go on his motorbike [but no way in hell do YOU get to drive] and gladly make all your best friends seethe with jealousy. He will not do sexual favours, but is willing to be eye candy. He will gladly cook without even being asked, but honestly you're much better off instructing him explictly not to. He'll be Man's Best Friend upon request, and help you pick up handsome/pretty joggers in the park with an OH GEE THANKS FOR FINDING MY DOG!! routine.
Best qualities: COLD NOSE, WARM HEART IS THE PHRASE THAT DESCRIBES SIRIUS BLACK [SERIOUS NOIRE TO HIS FRIENDS] IN A NUTSHELL!! HE'LL MAKE YOU LAUGH, HE'LL MAKE YOU CRY, BUT HE'LL ALWAYS BRING YOUR SLIPPERS ON COMMAND!! A REAL CARD, HE ALSO ENJOYS LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND CANDLELIT DINNERS.
Interests: Me/McGoogles smut epics, people from my generation EG old fucking farts, Remus/Sirius, marauders, INCEST AND DIRTY FAMILIAL BUGGERING, fetch in the park, autumn
DIRECT QUOTE FROM SLAVE: "YOU CAN WHOMP MY WILLOW ANY TIME."
5 icons = 1 drabble
2 drabbles = 1 ficlet
3 ficlets = 1 fic
2 ficlets = 1 photo manip
2 ficlets = 1 lj banner (Friends Only/profile/layout header/etc.)
1 fic = 1 livejournal layout = 1 original fanart = 1 fanmix
3 fics (or any equivalent) = 1 AMV
Nakahara Sunako (eatchurbrains) to originally_mad for 1 FO banner, 1 layout header, and 1 fanart.
Zolf J. Kimbley (whee_go_boom) to quitethedaddy for 1 fanmix.
Pein (ecconcentrical) to badluck_ftw for 2 drabbles.
THE WINNERS HAVE ONE WEEK TO DELIVER UPON THEIR BIDS, UNLESS THEIR SLAVE GIVES THEM AN EXTENSION. TERM OF SLAVERY CAN BEGIN IMMEDIATELY OR UPON RECEIVING BID, AS SLAVE DETERMINES.