This happened.

[blythechild]

In email conversation with a friend

Comments

[draycevixen]

You should always have a plan!

There have been near misses that I've been amused by though (after the fact). On the interstate I've almost been killed, on different occasions, by a large old fashioned hearse and a truck full of pork products both failing to check their blind spot.

In both cases, I've been inappropriately delighted by how the newspaper headlines would have read. :D

[blythechild]

Oh, the truck full of pork would've been most unfortunate... o_O

[amberdreams]

What's a heirloom potato?

[blythechild]

It's like an heirloom tomato but can do more damage >;D

[amberdreams]

Mmm I think I'd go for a heirloom courgette myself.