This happened.
In email conversation with a friend...
Friend: My cat likes to sleep on my head when it's cold
Me: And THAT, right there, is why I don't have a cat. Because being suffocated in my sleep by cat-ass is NOT something I'm okay with being carved into my tombstone. It's going to be "Died defending those she loved from a 10-foot tall, jet-black, fire-breathing unicorn while armed with only an heirloom potato".
Friend: You have a vivid death planned. I'm excited, ngl.
Some people just get me ;)
Friend: My cat likes to sleep on my head when it's cold
Me: And THAT, right there, is why I don't have a cat. Because being suffocated in my sleep by cat-ass is NOT something I'm okay with being carved into my tombstone. It's going to be "Died defending those she loved from a 10-foot tall, jet-black, fire-breathing unicorn while armed with only an heirloom potato".
Friend: You have a vivid death planned. I'm excited, ngl.
Some people just get me ;)