TWO - YOUR MOM, BITCH.

Apr 25, 2008 21:31

SO I DIDN'T GET EATEN AS YOU CAN SEE YOU FRENCHIE FAG. SUCK IT ( Read more... )

fuck man too many drama whores, tony is like wtf, this aint no afterschool drama, stfu ppl kthnx

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Voice belkar April 26 2008, 01:40:36 UTC
Hey.

Hey.

When I want your god damn opinion, I'll cut it out of you.

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Re: Voice notaredspy April 26 2008, 01:42:52 UTC
Cutting, hm? Cutting Tony, hm?

I find we may have similar interests.. whoever you may be. If you like, I'm well aware of where some of the better spots to him reside on his body. He'll bleed the best from there.

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Voice belkar April 26 2008, 01:46:19 UTC
He's a human, right? Carotid, femoral... there's the aorta if I really wanna dig deep.

Carotid makes a nice, spray, but I got someone who needs me first.

Name's Belkar, though, if you're interested. I run a gourmet restaurant here on the lower level. I'm also the chef for it.

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bluscoutnumber1 April 26 2008, 01:50:31 UTC
What the hell are you? Some like gay hobbit thing like in those movies? Boring as hell. Fucking don't understand why people like that shit. Based on a book? Whatever.

Give me some Romero and I'll be happy. ZOMBIES BITCH. BOOM.

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notaredspy April 26 2008, 01:41:41 UTC
I suppose I lose my money in the betting pool, then. C'est la vie.

... and regrettably, I find that I have to agree with you regarding the unfortunate amount of dramatics displayed across these terminals. It is rather akin to watching one of those horrible movies... I think your ilk refers to them as 'chick flicks'.

Speaking of slitting wrists, though.. I do need to find my blasted knife. Knowing my luck, you've already found it and sold it to your washout friends to buy more amphetamines.

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bluscoutnumber1 April 26 2008, 01:48:43 UTC
Whatever Frenchie. Flinging all your fucking fancy French. Whatever, man.

We agree with something? Shit, man, it's that bad. It's like a fucking chick flick. Everyone just needs to sleep with each other or something and it'll be all better I bet. I like the wrist slit idea better though. Be a hella lot more quiet without all this BAWWWWWW shit around.

For FUCKS SAKE I DON'T DO FUCKING AMPH-WHATEVERS. I would sell your goddamn knife though, prick.

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notaredspy April 26 2008, 01:55:37 UTC
J'ai fait l'amour à votre mère sur les banques de la Riviera. Et votre soeur.

[[ ooc: I make no apologies for my probably mangled French, I took it from a translator. XD ]]

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bluscoutnumber1 April 26 2008, 02:02:13 UTC
Wait.. Amour... Like THAT SONG WITH PIZZA HITTING YOUR EYE AND SHIT. AND THAT SHIT WAS ABOUT LOVE.

FUCK MAN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU REALLY WERE A FAG.

I'M NOT INTO PENIS MAN I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY ASSES TO TAP ON THE RED TEAM.

[[ooc:You sir, are amazing.]]

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technoballistic April 26 2008, 02:24:00 UTC
Blah blah blah. Big words. Compensating?

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notaredspy April 26 2008, 02:32:58 UTC
To say that he's simply compensating is like referring to a recent drowning victim as 'wet'. But you're on the right track, yes.

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technoballistic April 26 2008, 03:25:04 UTC
I've always had a talent for understatement.

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bluscoutnumber1 April 27 2008, 00:00:55 UTC
I don't need some random bitch makin' fun of my shit!

All the chicks here are fucking crazy, what the hell...

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tinminiskirt April 26 2008, 04:04:19 UTC
Yeah, buddy, fuck you.

Jesus, I think you might be angrier than Church. I should get you a medal or something: Purg's Angriest Man 2183.

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bluscoutnumber1 April 27 2008, 00:01:55 UTC
Fuck off lady! The blue team here are like good peoples, and not whack jobs like you red people.

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tinminiskirt April 27 2008, 00:10:37 UTC
The Red people here are awesome. I think you're just jealous.

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