I find we may have similar interests.. whoever you may be. If you like, I'm well aware of where some of the better spots to him reside on his body. He'll bleed the best from there.
What the hell are you? Some like gay hobbit thing like in those movies? Boring as hell. Fucking don't understand why people like that shit. Based on a book? Whatever.
Give me some Romero and I'll be happy. ZOMBIES BITCH. BOOM.
And he... I suppose human is a base way to refer to him. He's a scout, specifically, or to be more accurate, a doped-up amphetamine junkie with homicidal tendencies and an unhealthy love for an aluminum baseball bat.
And there're ways to deal with him without having to clean your suit. I find they die quickly and quite cleanly if you aim for one strike from behind, frankly.
Well, it was more a combination of all of them that makes him a rather painful person to deal with.
Keep in mind, sir, you /are/ dealing with someone that makes a career out of putting a butterfly knife in someone's back without them noticing. It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to have something against homicide.
Mm? I can't say that I do, to be honest. I've been in town.. two days, perhaps? Just long enough to discover that the pill-popper is in town and to do a fair job of avoiding him.
Hm. I believe that sounds like a reasonable idea, indeed.
I may be by sooner than you think, though; without any of my devices, I find myself unfortunately vulnerable with regards to dealing with pipe-wielding amphetamine addicts. Keep an eye out for a man in a red tuxedo. I'll likely have the mask off after I arrive.
You heard me right, buddy. Kind of a good weapon for my maître d' to have, too, nice and innocuous, until some shit causes trouble. Good choice.
I'll stick to my short swords for now, but a balisong's not a bad way to go for stabby.
Hmm... I may need to get you a new tux anyway, just to fit the theme of the restaurant, since we're generally a black tie kinda place, but I think I could find an angle to work you in, if you'd rather work in your normal duds.
Hey.
When I want your god damn opinion, I'll cut it out of you.
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I find we may have similar interests.. whoever you may be. If you like, I'm well aware of where some of the better spots to him reside on his body. He'll bleed the best from there.
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Carotid makes a nice, spray, but I got someone who needs me first.
Name's Belkar, though, if you're interested. I run a gourmet restaurant here on the lower level. I'm also the chef for it.
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Give me some Romero and I'll be happy. ZOMBIES BITCH. BOOM.
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That sound like a 'gay hobbit thing' to you, ya fuckin' loser?
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And he... I suppose human is a base way to refer to him. He's a scout, specifically, or to be more accurate, a doped-up amphetamine junkie with homicidal tendencies and an unhealthy love for an aluminum baseball bat.
And there're ways to deal with him without having to clean your suit. I find they die quickly and quite cleanly if you aim for one strike from behind, frankly.
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Other than that, though, yeah, this guy seriously needs to die in a fire.
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Keep in mind, sir, you /are/ dealing with someone that makes a career out of putting a butterfly knife in someone's back without them noticing. It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to have something against homicide.
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And I made a career out of cutting city populations down from four to two digits.
Made paperwork easier, I think. Now I just run a restaurant, though. You got work yet?
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I'll see about getting a classy guy like you some decent work. I could use a maître d'.
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I may be by sooner than you think, though; without any of my devices, I find myself unfortunately vulnerable with regards to dealing with pipe-wielding amphetamine addicts. Keep an eye out for a man in a red tuxedo. I'll likely have the mask off after I arrive.
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I like you. If the mouth-breather shows up, I'll kill him.
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I'll be by shortly, then.
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I'll stick to my short swords for now, but a balisong's not a bad way to go for stabby.
Hmm... I may need to get you a new tux anyway, just to fit the theme of the restaurant, since we're generally a black tie kinda place, but I think I could find an angle to work you in, if you'd rather work in your normal duds.
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