Why Martians Suck: A Stoner Rant

[bluesguitarguy]

Me and my friend were going through this dead guys apartment and we found this fucking big bag of weed, man. I was like, "That is a fucking gift from God, man. We need take it and smoke it all right now man. We gotta take that gift and we got to use for the good of our fellow man, man. We got smoke and say fuck the man." So we started smoking man

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[hippiedrummer06]

hahahaha, i didnt know you smoked! (or at least recently)
and who was the dead guy?

[bluesguitarguy]

I don't actually smoke. This is not from that 70s show. I would know, I'm obsessed with the show. I made it up during previews when Jaimie and I went to see Fun with Dick and Jane. I was imitating the stoner from Dazed and Confused. It's just supposed to be funny.