Why Martians Suck: A Stoner Rant
Me and my friend were going through this dead guys apartment and we found this fucking big bag of weed, man. I was like, "That is a fucking gift from God, man. We need take it and smoke it all right now man. We gotta take that gift and we got to use for the good of our fellow man, man. We got smoke and say fuck the man." So we started smoking man and I said, "That's right the government sucks, man. Politicians are puppets of a greater evil power man. That's right man, martians. Martians are controlling the government, man. So therefore they're controlling us, man. So you gotta say fuck the man, cuz the government is the man and the government is all a bunch of fucking martians man and martians fucking suck.