Today, Tommy said to me, while I was on my lunch break, "I agree with Zeb. How come more of our customers haven't been eaten by bears already?"

And the rest of the day, everytime somebody asked me a stupid question, I wondered, in my head, "why haven't you been eaten by a bear already?"

Phil: "Well, they can't make much of that statement, 'ou est le soleil?' now can they?" (re: French journalists making fun of Lance for using French)
Bob: "What's he mean, 'where is the soil?'"
Phil: "Where is the sun"
Bob: "Oooohhhh, the sun. Yes, the sun."

"Dave Zabriskie, don't feel ashamed, you almost did it."

"Remember, the fifth man stops the clock."

"Down it goes, on his American shoulders...."

"And this part of France is just one chateau after another. Bob and I did not get in line when they handed those out...." - Phil

TDF Quote of the Day, slightly belated. That's from Stage 3, I'll put up 1 and 2 once I watch them.

Interests meme. A little IZE-centric, eh?

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Lt. Gordon was Gary Oldman? Wow, he's getting old.

Really liked that movie. Really exhausted right now. Ah well, back to work.

P.S. - Cillian Murphy scares me.

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Shreyas : i like hats
Shreyas : well, that is not really true
Shreyas : but i felt like saying it

1) does anybody know how to fix a microwave? it's.... stopped...

2) my car shocks me everytime i close the driver's door, but not any of the other ones. it's not winter. eh?

thanks in advance, even for silly answers, because those are fun too...